by ballsanweenas June 23, 2014

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

The action of covering a homies weed to block out strong winds, and make lighting the joint/pipe/bowl/bong easier.
Real homies do Homie Hands.
Real homies do Homie Hands.
Smoker 1: Yo bro, it's way too windy out here to light this. Mind giving me some homie hands?
Smoker 2: Yeah of course bro.
Smoker 2: Yeah of course bro.
by Normbot13 November 30, 2020

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 19, 2013

A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.
by The O Dizzle June 27, 2010

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024
