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barbie hands

Damn, she's got some barbie hands.
by ballsanweenas June 23, 2014
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Jake hands

When your hands are small af
Dang he got jake hands
by Booiiiiiioi April 25, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
mugGet the My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

Homie Hands

The action of covering a homies weed to block out strong winds, and make lighting the joint/pipe/bowl/bong easier.
Real homies do Homie Hands.
Smoker 1: Yo bro, it's way too windy out here to light this. Mind giving me some homie hands?
Smoker 2: Yeah of course bro.
by Normbot13 November 30, 2020
mugGet the Homie Handsmug.

Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 19, 2013
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Edward Frothie Hands

A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.
Mate, you should of seen Shannon playing Edward Frothie Hands - he drank them so quickly!
by The O Dizzle June 27, 2010
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Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024
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