Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.

I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.

by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019

rhythm hand

the hand used as a metronome when there is not one around. Used mostly by rap artists

I keep my flow steady with my rhythm hand

by Nasty Ho March 20, 2011

hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.

"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"

by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021

Hand

Steven King has a nice hand.

Oh wow Steven King has a really nice hand.

by Nia king June 19, 2021

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.

Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.

by hso_00 October 4, 2018

Pussy Hand Grenade

The act of having your period mid sex which causes the male to Bust as hard as he can.

I just did the Pussy Hand Grenade in Jake.

I wanna do it again

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025