shag on a rock

Feeling conspicuous because you are on your own.

I was like a shag on a rock last night at the pub when you didn’t turn up!

by Sharpken April 8, 2025

Joe Rocks

Poly

Where is the poly Joe Rocks

by awdawgfawg November 22, 2022

The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019

tick tock rock dock

swaying the car and fogging it's windows, or making some new life, ahhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh mmmmmmmm slurp

Girl: hey boy, you wanna tick tock rock dock tonite?
Boy: Oh yeah babe, lets tick tock rock dock

by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018

Rock Solid

Someone who's unreliable in every aspect and flimsy with their promises

"You know what? Whatever, all right. What the...
Whatever. I don't give a shit."

"Yeah, well, I'm still going. Are you going to come?"

"I'll pick you up still, but... I mean
The party's gonna be over by the time I get over there."

"Whatever. You know, it doesn't really matter right now because
You are rock solid."

- Dance Gavin Dance Rock Solid

by Atlasxx April 26, 2022

Dumber than a box of rocks

Extremely dumb.

My friend has a few goldfish. They're dumber than a box of rocks, she says as they NEVER stop eating!

by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 12, 2022

eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in you’re stupid enough to eat a box of rocks

person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“

by stickyicky December 18, 2021