Lazer Guy

A pleb that plays Xbox with Aivariux who is an absolute swaglord who totally does sex a lot (trust me)

Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”

by Aivariux April 17, 2022

Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?

Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.

by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024

Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021

a guy like you

A guy like you is a korean manga that fucks you up un a lot of ways and then ends with a fucking cliffhanger

I’m still mad because a guy like you ended in a cliffhanger

by Mr. Doctor man November 13, 2017

Gui

The most real person out there. Extremely gorgeous with a huge soft spot for doggos and cows. Sometimes she runs like a duckling. Sometimes she eats like one. Mess with her food and get ready to be stabbed.

Don't eat her french fries. She's a Gui.

by rocketman197 November 21, 2021

Hot guy dreams

Those dreams you have when there’s a hot guy who likes you and they are great. You hate waking up from them because you want it to last forever and you want it to actually happen

I love hot guy dreams cause there’s hot guys in them.

by Sadie——- June 1, 2020

fart guy

a guy that likes to fart

Oh god, Fart guy did it again.

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022