santa shit

brown snow as a result of driving in it

hey dad, look, santa shit!

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs December 28, 2010

shit in the oatmeal

Pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.

Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.

What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!

All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.

by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

Shit in the Mouth

When you finish a bowl of weed from your pipe and the ashes get sucked into your mouth.

The bowl was cashed, but I kept hitting it and got shit in the mouth.

by Scatmouth December 26, 2013

shit snail

Some who leaves trails of shit all over the toilet, in the toilet bowl, toilet seat and on the rim of the toilet.

Adam, what a shit snail! Everytime he shits he leaves trails of shit behind.

by my little wings September 25, 2009

monkey shit

When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.

"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."

by Sotam April 20, 2009

burn that shit

It mean to burn the good shit

hey what's up burn that shit

by mel August 24, 2004

pile of shit

a pile of shit, otherwise known as POS, can be used to describe a person, or pile of shit, that seems nice and smells nice, but in reality, you realize that they're just a big pile of shit, and only pretended to like you so they didn't have to go to the prom alone. Fucking POS.

a pile of shit, a big bitch, someone who will use you and then shit can you. her friends suck balls.

by Huge E. Rection June 10, 2008