your mom

your mom

your mom gay

by Jake Brand November 30, 2018

Mom

A mom is the most important woman in the world. She is so hard working and is always cleaning up after her family. She is always busy with many things, and never has any alone time. She is always trying to please her kids even if she can't afford it. She cares so deeply for her family and would break if she drifted from someone she loves. Anyone in the world would be lucky as cheese to have a mom. A mom is a childs best friend. Never use your mon as a slave. She does so much for you. Be greatful for your mom, and do NOT take her for granted. One day you will wake up realizing that she is no longer here with you. God bless all moms💖

I have a mom, and she is my best friend! I love her so much❤❤

by OMG HEYYYY!!! November 19, 2019

mom cares

1) When something is hella sus or sketchy

2) When you show concern about something or someone

1) "Look how mom cares this place looks

2) "Dude, who's bullying this kid? Mom cares"

by PineapplePete_Official January 2, 2021

sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023

homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

mom

someone who will beat your ass if you scream fortnight kid 42 times at 3 am in the morning and you will find yourself in a strange place when you wake up called an orphanage.

FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT-
a strange figure appears called your mom
"sound of getting beatin by mom"

by fortnightkid10044 November 28, 2021

ur mom

ur mother

haha ur mom

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021