Life

A little experiment between Adam and Eve. They had fun.

What is life?

by gud suop June 26, 2023

Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.

You: tell me a joke
Bob or some shit: your life.

by Insert dumd name here March 21, 2021

cougar life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality

If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Hugh Hefner

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014

life

A sexually transmitted, terminal illness

Life can really suck sometimes

by InsertUsernameHere0589 January 4, 2021

life swinger

Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.

"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."

by smkjapidos November 9, 2018

Life

What kind of life do you think I’m going to have?

Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”

by Hym Iam September 27, 2022

life's debt

The opposite of a life's savings. Its when you acquire lots of credit card debt, car loan, students loans and are financially inept.

Jack spent his life buying what he wanted with no impulse control and built up his life's debt.

by chipworthington October 18, 2016