labubu guy

Duhhh the labubu guy is joe bartolozzi!

The labubu guy!!!! Yoo whooo!! it a labubu!!!!

But real talk, the Labubu guy is a tiktoker, who sounds like Joe bartolozzi but actually isn't, you've seen him around. if you know Joe than you know who this guy is
this trend is used to rage bait Joe bartolozzi it follows the same trend as

I've been in the hills and Joe is dead

is it funny?
fuck yeah?

it the labubu guy chats!
hey guys!! you've been in the hills fucking dudes?
67 67 67 67???? ahhahahaa

by Zalo_r September 18, 2025

straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Doom Guy

An example of a really bad person who always trys to get "Polar" in trouble(:

Oh hey "Doom Guy" what's up?
Him: Bruh, pedo!!!!
Me: Nah bro you don't know the definition bitch..
Him: REPORTED!!!

by PolarBearzHomie November 29, 2020

A Guys Thing

An activity only understood, experienced, or done by males, something that appeals only to men.

"Stop talking about cars, thats such a guys thing"

by DifferentDead December 1, 2016

How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.

Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

soft guy era

A man who does not want to be the provider but wants to be provided for. He wants a women who will go out and work and make a 6 figure check while he stays at home comfortably and cleans, cooks, and takes care of the kids.

Boy I ain’t workin no more I’m in my soft guy era I’ll let my girl take care of the bills

by Mo.the.silwadi April 9, 2024

The most athletic guy in school

Being the most an athletic guy in elementary school or something meant that you were one of the popular boys, and every other guy wants to be you friend.

Did you see Chad do a 1 mile sprint? - Sam
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield

by EpixxPerson March 19, 2022