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Top G

A lonely, misunderstood individual who acts like they're the most important thing ever, pretends they know and is liked by everyone, has well-below average IQ, and often wants to maintain dominance in most situations. They will also attempt anything in order to remain relevant and feel important. However, their presence is often unwanted by most people.
Look out, Top G has arrived...
by Dansk35 March 10, 2025
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Braden G

He is cool he is not gay. None of his friends can get my level.
by Bgute February 1, 2023
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g-band

A thousand (a grand) dollars wrapped in an identifying band from the bank.
I walked away with 9 g-bands playin' dice with the fellas.
by c-vil December 7, 2016
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Angelo G

A complete asshole that idolizes andrew tate and has a big head
“He’s so cocky
Yeah he’s such an Angelo G ”
by itsnotlillyd December 29, 2022
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G-Crash

A failure related to anything Google. Like G-Talk, G-Mail, ect... G-Crashes most often occur in Internet Explorer, but can occur on any platform. They are a pain in the ass.
When you have to many Google chat windows open at once and the page freezes, you have just experienced a G-Crash.
by The Unknown Mac March 7, 2009
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G-Knee

G-Knee is a short kneed friend named Jeanie. She's so physically short she doesn't even deserve her full name. She's the type of person to stay the same height from the age of 12. Someone who has so much anger saved up in such a short body. Someone who probably has a body count closer to zero than her shoe size. Which is probably under a size 4... childrens.
Hey are you going to that Shaw-Tea G-knees house later?
Yes, of course G-Knee that short piece of shit is a great host.
by Frolph November 24, 2021
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Silent G

A good nickname for someone whose first name is Angus.
"You know Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor? Does he have a nickname?"

"Why yes! It is 'Silent G'. "

"That makes sense."
by silent-g March 19, 2024
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