Not having the ability to either erect or utilise ones penis to penetrate the accompanying private parts of the opposite sex.
John: "Dude did Jimmy hit that fine ass broad last night?"
James: "No dude, he's Jimmys got that limp dick syndrome"
James: "No dude, he's Jimmys got that limp dick syndrome"
by Tony Titan March 18, 2014
Get the limp dick syndromemug. by Sam Bannister May 6, 2007
Get the Fire Sack Syndromemug. The tendency for overweight females to be surly, moody, nasty and bitchy, thereby rendering them even more unattractive than what they physically are.
"Hey Joe, what's with Michelle? She won't talk to me. I don't care that she's fat and all."
"Mate, it's a classic case of Fat Chick Syndrome."
"Mate, it's a classic case of Fat Chick Syndrome."
by doc brown August 25, 2009
Get the Fat Chick Syndromemug. When you see a really hot guy who's too good to be true, and then he opens his mouth to reveal the most unattractive, unexpected voice you've ever heard.
"If he would just not open his mouth, he would be a god."
"Why? Is he rude or something?"
"Nope. He just has major DBS...."
"What's DBS? A disease? STD?!?!"
"No...it's David Beckham Syndrome...he has a really unattractive voice."
"Why? Is he rude or something?"
"Nope. He just has major DBS...."
"What's DBS? A disease? STD?!?!"
"No...it's David Beckham Syndrome...he has a really unattractive voice."
by judysequoia November 27, 2011
Get the David Beckham Syndromemug. A syndrome that consists on not knowing what seat to take... everyday.
If you do not know what seat to take in the movies or at a theater you are okay.
But if you sing about it, cry about or simply be overly-dramatic you might have this syndrome.
This is a serious problem, and you must go to a crack-house.
Good Luck.
If you do not know what seat to take in the movies or at a theater you are okay.
But if you sing about it, cry about or simply be overly-dramatic you might have this syndrome.
This is a serious problem, and you must go to a crack-house.
Good Luck.
Me: *waves* Hey Rebecca! Come sit with us!
Rebecca: *looks at three empty spots near me* OMG! AHHH! WHICH SEAT CAN I TAAAAAAAKE?
Me: Um... are you okay? Looks like you have Rebecca Black Syndrome.
Rebecca: Nah, It's just FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
Me: *grabs gun and shoots* Mission "It's Not Friday" accomplished.
Rebecca: *looks at three empty spots near me* OMG! AHHH! WHICH SEAT CAN I TAAAAAAAKE?
Me: Um... are you okay? Looks like you have Rebecca Black Syndrome.
Rebecca: Nah, It's just FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
Me: *grabs gun and shoots* Mission "It's Not Friday" accomplished.
by Ilovethenarcisistinmymirror October 8, 2011
Get the Rebecca Black Syndromemug. When you're tits are so small it manages to ruin everything about your life. Everyone points it out, really manages to fuck with your head.
Guy 1: That Holly girl is pretty crazy you know? Pathological liar and that.
Guy 2: Nah g you can't be saying that. She has Small Tits Syndrome dude.
Guy 1: Screw that just cause her tits are small doesn't mean she can act like that Nathan kid
Guy 2: Nah g you can't be saying that. She has Small Tits Syndrome dude.
Guy 1: Screw that just cause her tits are small doesn't mean she can act like that Nathan kid
by Vlad's Mum Is Badderz May 25, 2019
Get the Small Tits Syndromemug. Bruno Mars Syndrom, aka B.M.S, Usually occurs when a man has a single handicap that is detrimental when he is trying to get with a female, this handicap can be small or large. This appears most commonly with a man's height. Other things can be used as B.M.S, i.e voice pitch, unclean teeth, or an uncontrollable odor, etc.
Girl 1: So how was that date with Ben last night, did you end up hooking up?
Girl 2: I was going to, he was really nice and smart, but he was so short in person that I couldn't
Girl 1: Damn, he definitely has Bruno Mars syndrome
Girl 2: I was going to, he was really nice and smart, but he was so short in person that I couldn't
Girl 1: Damn, he definitely has Bruno Mars syndrome
by Bishop from Juice March 26, 2020
Get the Bruno Mars Syndromemug.