The BAG

A man who comes from BAGgdad, in BAGistan. He loves BAGistinisian food. He has a small cousin called Ku.

the BAG is god.

by the BAG March 27, 2003

Texas Tea Bag

The process of putting your sweaty nutsac on the forehead of passed out buddy, or your girlfriend.

I just got back from the gym, so I gave Billy a Texas Teabag while he was passed out on the couch.

by Hans and Mike July 25, 2003

A bag of smashed assholes

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

golden tea bag

a sexual act where a man first urinates in his partners mouth and then dips his tesicles in the mouth after urination. Similar to tea bag with a little something extra.

John decided to give Jane a little more something by giving her a golden tea bag.

by Michael Adams January 19, 2004

bags of sand

a slang word for pretty, or G.
it basically can mean anything dope.

dude! your so bags of sand!

by Karina, mang January 2, 2009

Slippery sleeping bag

Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.

JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."

He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.

by JFromH May 15, 2009

Paper bag test

The use of a brown paper bag to determine if a black African is light enough to gain admittance to a party or organization. If said African's skin tone is lighter than or the same color as a brown paper bag then they are judged worthy to enter the party(as in a social event, not a political party) or be admitted into the organization, such as a fraternity.

"Girl, don't you go thinkin' 'bout joinin' no Gamma Rays, you is darker than de night sky on a moonless night, you ain't never gonna pass the paper bag test."

by Nunya B. August 14, 2008