"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
by eda-skip October 15, 2021
Get the Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time mug.A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.
Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!
by Lynny64 July 15, 2011
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by BEKatPotsdam February 11, 2010
Get the cum guzzling twat sucker mug.(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.
I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.
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