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John from the streams

John from the streams is some gay furry names John from Aka Krispies streams, he is a member of the Krisiest SMP and doesnt hate women.
Hey, have you heard of John from the streams?
OMNG JOHN?!?!?!
by johnomgjawsk November 14, 2020
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John

John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because you’ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or you’ll regret it.
Wassup John.
by Sheeeeeeeeshhhh October 29, 2021
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Austin John Rahmann

A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker
“Yo dude when is Austin John Rahmann hopping on the game

“Never, he’s Austin John Rahmann.”
by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025
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John

John is an overall attractive guy. He's funny, a little weird in a cute way and easy to talk to. John will sweep you up off your feet with his looks and personality, but don't be fooled John actually doesn't care about anyone but himself. He will play with your emotions to make u think he likes you back when in reality he is just horny. He will always have his eye on that one girl that will always be better than you but will never be with John. When you try and talk to John about serious things he will shut down and not know how to act because man hoes don't have real feelings. He is also not very honest. He will lie about stupid things that don't matter just so he is NEVER in the wrong. He can not own up to his wrongdoings to save his life. I would not recommend being with John because he will most likely cheat on you and/or break your heart.
Person 1:What's the guy's name that cheated on you and used you?
Person 2: Its John.
by Georgia Girl April 16, 2020
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St. John's wort

Might be a good alternative for anti-psychotica and anti-depressants
together with Chamomile and carrots it can do wonders !
You can make tea with St. John's wort
by mrpanda009 July 1, 2022
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John Brenard Wieksner

John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
John Brenard Wieksner is a crack head
by Audon October 9, 2019
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John

The greatest person alive. Is funny and usually has brown hair. Is very outgoing and funny.
Me: John is the best :)
John: nah you are
by Perid0tIsBest October 28, 2020
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