Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.

She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.

by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022

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hand sanitizer

a chemical compound used to clean your hands and was a BIG THING in 2020 but now people just put scent in it. but honestly non flavored is better than coke ngl

bro this is 2020 go put on hand sanitizer covid type shit

by thefunniman10102020 October 26, 2022

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Helping Hand

Helping Hand: One you borrow off your partner when you fancy "a quick one off the wrist".

"Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...

by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

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One handed taco

When you use one hand to jerk off with a tortilla

Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco

by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025

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Left-Handed Cappuccino

The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.

“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”

“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”

“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”

by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025

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