Rhode Island car jack

Where a women from Rhode Island aggressively jacks you off whilst you are under her car fixing it.

Diana gave me the best Rhode Island car jack in the repair shop yesterday!

by Blueberrywaffles69 November 3, 2022

jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.

Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

by loltkyx September 18, 2017

my cracker jack hoe

A best friend that is more than a friend but less than a partner in a way. There always here when you need them an will do sexual favours when needed an/or wanted

Yea thats My Cracker Jack hoe an I'm glad I have them

by Broken hearted lover May 1, 2018

Child friendly Jack and Coke

When a child is sick, usually with a cold, and has to take a dose of NyQuil follows by a drink of choice to counteract the taste

“I had to give Jax a Child friendly Jack and Coke because of a summer cold they have”

by Magickmixez June 12, 2021

Jack off all Trades

Someone who's so easy to get in bed with, they'll jack you off for basically anything.

"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Big Jack Horner Situation

Describes a person who has no remorse whatsoever and does not care about doing good at all, making him/her irredeemable. Also known as "Jack Horner Situation".

Quick reference to Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

The bully might be in the Big Jack Horner Situation when he grows up.

by et mrbe March 7, 2023

Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020