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supreme douche pizza

One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.
Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
by iagothello March 11, 2011
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carmol douchebag

while waiting for a bus, this person is stopped by everyone even little old ladies, and is told to go fuck yourself...carmol douchebag!
by isuhyou90 November 22, 2011
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smarmy douche bag

When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.
A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.
by Truk you August 27, 2011
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Apprentice Douchebag

A Douchebag in training. Someone who is learning the trade of being a Douchebag.
"Dude what's his problem?"-Guy 1

"Oh, he's just currently a Apprentice Douchebag."-Guy 2
by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011
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Spazz Douche

Girl 1: What the hell happened to you? You were supposed to be at my house at 12.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.
by Shibbii_Baby January 8, 2012
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Primary Douchebag

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.
Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.
by HourglassMage May 10, 2012
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soul douche

"bitch please, you're so nasty, you need a soul douche!"
by EG67 June 14, 2012
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