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Crack Rock

A rock used for medical reasons
-Smoking
-Eating
-Snorting( thats my favorite)
-Hiding from cops
-etc.
by Cherbert2435 January 2, 2020
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Divorced Dad Rock

A style of rock, in which includes bands such as Creed, Pearl Jam, and Stone Temple Pilots. This word was popularized by rock social media.
Everybody love a bit of divorced dad rock every now and then. Who doesn’t love Pearl Jam?”
by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025
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go eat rocks

( even more offensive than button the lip) : what you say to someone who is very politically opinionated, not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, as well as arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well (all 3 at the same time, in the same person).
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?

son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
by Sexydimma November 22, 2014
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Lies Rock

Basically the Hitler of high school but in a female overweight body. She claims to care about children and can't stop bragging about her having achieved a certificate for being a teacher as well as for human studies, which really is just a different way to say: "Fuck you I'm officially a psychiatrist."

OH and did I mention she sexually harasses her students?
"I can't believe Lies Rock is constantly insulting us, she would be a terrible psychiatrist."
-"But she actually is a psychiatrist."

" I'm joining ISIS."
by Dr. Poopybutthole June 20, 2017
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Plymouth Rock Day

Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"
Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again
by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015
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big rock

Is a rock located in beaver island Michigan owned by joshua pitchford.
is the largest glacial erratic known on Beaver Island, and much of it may be below the surface. The igneous rock was carried from the Canadian Shield.
the big rock is located in beaver island Michigan.
by colin dorson September 24, 2020
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Rock Factor

The ratio that is defined by the vertical difference between your two eyebrows in relation to Dwayne Johnson when attempting to raise one eyebrow above another.
Dang, Ben's rock factor is off the charts. It's almost 1.0!
by romanovisaac December 15, 2022
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