clown car cunt

When a girl with a seemingly tight pussy can only feel a cock inside her if it's jumbo-sized.

"His dick was the size of a tree trunk, but I still couldn't feel it in my clown car cunt!"

by missjade July 23, 2012

Terry Tough Cunt

Australian slang, someone who picks fights but couldn't punch their way out of a wet paper bag.

Look out it's a Terry tough cunt(sarcastically). Or just lookout it's a Terry.

by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022

Off your cunt

Similar to off your nut, but reserved for extreme cases in which the person has almost no control of themselves anymore - usually due to high drug consumption.

"Dan how much have you sniffed tonight? You're completely off your cunt"

"I'm not surprised you don't remember last night, you were completely off your cunt"

by ZzScotty January 18, 2019

Maggot dog cunt

Fat cunt that is often found on his ass at home smoking Billy’s and playing fortnite

Fuck off luka I’m not buying you dinner you maggot dog cunt

by Darren Janković December 12, 2018

National Cunt Day

On this day January 29th we celebrate all the cunts in the world :)

Hey man it’s January 29th… HAPPY NATIONAL CUNT DAY

by Secret Santa;) January 29, 2023

what the cunting fuck

Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more

You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????

Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!

by Your Mum Likes Bush Onion April 25, 2011

soup kitchen cunt

A sweaty, greasy oompa-loompa (see willy wonka movie) style female, all races inclusive, who thinks she is queen of the kitchen. Usually found fondalling the food in a cheap city restaurant kitchen. Hairy ears a bonus

Hey, did you see that soup kitchen cunt lift her greasy hair off the grille....nice food all the same!

by timboambo May 20, 2010