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plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
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The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"
by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017
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Rave job

The act of getting/giving a handjob while at a rave
Yo this bitch just gave me a rave job at the excision concert
by poopnip September 7, 2018
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Job

a really really scary curse word. scarier than the swear word Peter Ruette
Me: "Fuck"
Me: "Shit"
Me: "Bitch"
Me: "Peter Ruette" scares all the kids away
Me: "GET A JOB" scares away all the cringe unemployed people who hate showers and hate jobs
by 6DaMoosical June 6, 2025
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queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job
Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins
by Amek January 1, 2016
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glitter job

A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.
Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?

Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.
by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018
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Elf Job

When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.
Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H
by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017
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