Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017

meat duo

A Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza

Let's get pizza. Should I order a meat duo?

by pathwaygeo September 2, 2020

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

meat salad

Having someone lick an asshole during anal sex

my girlfriend totally gave my other girlfriend a meat salad last night...

by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015

Rotten meat

The act of ejaculating inside your partner's hole (any) and then proceeding to slurp/suck the semen off your partner's hole.

"Yeah dude, I for real ate this girl's rotten meat."

by incisionedturtle09 January 5, 2024

meat creep

1. When your man isn’t horny but you want the dick so you be creeping on it.👀

2. (Meat creep Hoe) A girl who is creeping on anyone and everyone’s meat.

1.“Yo, bro, last night my girlfriend was being a total meat creep! She only creeping on my meat tho so😝”

2. “ Jenna is always thirsty for some dick, she’s such a meat creep,

by Meatchaser777 October 6, 2019