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God

Father of satan
Fucked Maria and convinced her she's a virgin & convinced her that her son was pure goodness
Hail satan

It's just a fact
Person 1: Isn't god the father of satan?
Person 2: Yes duse
by Hailsatanxd August 9, 2018
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god bob

A god that can heal you of your sins as long as you fuck in his church
dude god bob healed me of my sins!
by Lunar_Muffin January 10, 2022
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Truly Humbled Under God

According to the lawyer of Young THUG, the word thug does not mean what it might appear. Young Thug once came upon the realization that if he had managed to make it out of the constant cycle of hopelessness and sadness which is the "trenches", he would be "Truly Humbled Under God". That's why THUG, means Truly Humbled Under God, rather than someone who is thuggin' that shit out in the streets.
Person 1: Yo dude look its young THUG, i guess he really is a young thug

Person 2: Nah u dumb fuck, that's Young Truly Humbled Under God, what r u even on?
by _OSMANCKM_ December 4, 2023
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Jedi god gank

The best gfx designer,hes the best and hes gay.
The best gay is Jedi god gank
by Sensetiveyarrak November 11, 2020
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The Eye of God

A VERY hard spamtrack in Friday Night Funkin' that features the characters Scopomania Eye, Ommetaphobia Eye, Banger Eye, and Scopoliosis Eye. The song was made by a Russian guy on YouTube called Dimonchik Limonchik.
I got blueballed 100 times on the Ommetaphobia Eye part in the song The Eye of God. I almost broke my fingers.
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus November 22, 2024
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The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!
Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.
Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.
by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021
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