toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 14, 2021

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

Meat Smacker

A woman’s ham sandwich but when you give it a slap.

“Bro, I hit that bitches meat smacker hard as fuck”

by daddycocklet June 15, 2025

Meat raisin

When you don’t have enough sex and your clit dries up and falls off

I haven’t had sex in so long my clit fell off and my cat ate the little meat raisin

by @huntex2403 April 13, 2022

Meat Thief

One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.

John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.

by Sickmanseth May 07, 2008

meat polaska

Pieces of my co worker Victor polaska cut up into small pieces on a cabob

Man I sure would love a meat polaska

by Michael from tobacco den March 21, 2023