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Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.
Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.
by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015
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Mammoth Meat

A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you
C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up
by anonymous August 23, 2025
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Meat shoot

Layne manning a glory hole and repeatedly taking flesh missiles to the face wearing a Davy Crockett hat.
The local BBC club loves having meat shoots on Thursday nights.
by KDigler February 3, 2018
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meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.
He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.
by meatpillarman October 6, 2017
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Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is
My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.
by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016
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meat streak

The residue left by the male reproductive organ, typically left on something or someone.
He left a meat streak in the jar of Vaseline last night.
by a very fat raccoon June 19, 2019
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meat ski

A cock that women absolutely love!
by amac! October 20, 2010
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