Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022

Hand me down hoe

When a hoe gets handed down to a homie

(Otherwise known as a not so sloppy second)

Hey bro you can smash Alli if you want

Nah man I don’t want no hand me down hoe

by anonymous November 6, 2022

Lamb hands

Someone who knocks over drinks

Great drew knocked another drink over, he's got lamb hands

by Jaypeebee00 November 16, 2022

Lamb hands

A country expression meaning 'to be clumsy'. Usually referring to somebody who spills a beer.

Look at ol' Lamb Hands over here, he just knocked over another beer!

by Carl Williams November 17, 2022

Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022