Cat Geesus

a smol cat named Geesus Uchiha. He is the founder of the mangekyo sharengan. He is a cute but dangerous cat who is precious and bootiful

Kaori: ive heard cat geesus is very dangerous

Kokichi: yes but he is cute and precious and should be protected at all costs

by Cat_geesus_is_king_ July 25, 2020

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dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

by help my dead cat $@) June 3, 2021

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Who needs therapy when you got a cat
If your sad they just get rid of it
Theres two kinds of cats NINJA and calm

ninja cats attack you when you don't annoy them but calm cats attack you when you annoy them.. guess you can call it acat on titan haha.. im not funny

cats are not a solid they are liquid

by Pikachulovespuppys October 2, 2021

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Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

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Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

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A Cat Or More Commonly Known As The One True Gods Race.......

the cats took over the earth in a instantly killing shaggy is a single blow because he is not a god and a mere TV show person the has a power level that is below the average human power level.

by SomeRealisticGuy March 11, 2019

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