Meat Click

That thing be clicking.

Example 1:

Patient: Hey Doc, my meat be clicking
Doc: Looks like you got that Meat click

Patient: Oo noo what do can I do now

Doc: Just gotta let that thing click

Example 2:

Person 1: Girl! Did I tell you mans got that meat click

Person 2: for real!
Person 1: yeah girl he had that meat clicking all over me, shit sounded like "click clack"

by Mr. MeatClick October 28, 2025

meat in greens

When one is insinuating that he would love to have sex with an attractive woman.

Meat In Greens

Damn man she fine as hell, I'd love to put some meat in her greens.

by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.

Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel

by victorsan November 8, 2025

Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.

Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7

by Real life hacks November 10, 2025

Meating

When two people meet up with the clear plan or desire to have sex, especially in a very physical or passionate way.

They’ve been texting for days — tonight they’re finally meating.

by Crashy9 November 11, 2025

Meat Puppet

A turd that wants to hang out rather then make the final drop.

I damn nearly became the marionettist to a meat puppet if I didn't finally decide to pinch it off.

by Burleyfish November 11, 2025

MEAT MANE

A Bountiful Blossom of pubic hair that frames an endowed cock.

When she was finished with his blow job, she relaxed and ran her fingers through his regal meat mane.

by TBAGGER76 November 13, 2025