fake news hit job

A fake news hit job is fake news about a fake hit job

The special prosecutor is a Fake news hit job.

by Mindyj197676 May 14, 2019

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK 69

This is when you and you Netflix and Chill with your boo and agree to watch Orange is the new Black as long as every time there is female on female sex on screen you do 69

Hey boo lets Netflix and Chill and play Orange is the New Black 69.

by leoleeds August 12, 2018

New Good Windows Boy Humour

confusing and funny memes made by a big dingus

Guy 1: Hello!
Guy 2: new good windows boy humour
Guy 1: who tf is he?
Guy 2: THATS IT U DONT KNO FUNNI DINGUS, IM TELLING YOU THE EWANDOGGIE LORE
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022

read my lips no new taxes

george h w bush's promise to never raise taxes...
that failed

and they'll push again and I'll say, to them, read my lips no new taxes.

by rider brute April 21, 2022

New Jersey Fried Street Chicken

A delicacy from New Jersey made from the famous restaurant Aceti Spaghetti owned by Master Chef JeromeASF

Waiter: What can I get for you today sir?
Sam: Can I get the New Jersey Fried Street Chicken please.

by Bloob bloob January 19, 2022

Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!

In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023

New York Street Corner Special

the act of giving someone head whilst simultaneously fingering their asshole

“yo bro i gave andrew the new york street corner special”

by maxxi September 2, 2022