sex seen

When you accidentally observe two people having sex that you really didn't want to.

I walked in on my grandparents doing it last night; that is definitely a sex seen I could've done without!

by maximthemagnificent March 7, 2014

Sex Jeans

Jeans that can be put on/taken off very quick and easily.

My girlfriend wasn't wearing her sex jeans so she had to take a moment to pull of her tight skinny jeans. The moment was completely ruined.

by davidddddddd February 22, 2009

Wire Sex

The conglomerate of many wires tangled together. Usually related to entertainment centers or areas with lots of electrical equipment.

Every time I come home, I find my entertainment center having wire sex!

by Adam. A April 1, 2010

Sex Breath

Breath that results from mouth-to-genital sexual acts, often referred to as "dick breath" after giving head and "pussy breath" after eating a girl out. It is never pleasant and always repulsive; often one notices it when waking up after a long, sex-filled night.

Girl 1: "I woke up with the worst sex breath this morning...all i taste is penis"
Girl 2: "Damn, you must have had fun last night..."
Girl 1: "I'm never drinking again."

Guy 1: "Dude...sex breath. It won't go away...I hate when this happens. Ruins breakfast."
Guy 2: "Just be grateful you get it so often."
Guy 1: "True.."

by mcatzz May 18, 2011

Fart Sex

The act of farting into somebody else's asshole. Occasionally you will fart on someone else's fart.

Let's go have some stinky Fart Sex

by oracle1245 July 24, 2014

Clarity Sex

When don't know where u stand in a relationship so you have sex to clear everything up.

I just had clarity sex with dolores because our relationship been in a weird spot recently.

by hdbz September 3, 2016

Sex mittens

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards

wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my sex mittens u dirtyslag !

by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008