raccoon penis bone

the muffled solo sound on the faint's song called "birth" in their album "wet from birth"

Markus: hey man! you heard the raccoon penis bone in birth?
Brendan: What's it sound like?
Markus: uh, whuuu twirp whoooo
Brendan: oh...do guys have penis bones?
Markus: I THINK MINE JUST CRACKED!!!

by markopolo_13 December 27, 2007

Red Car Small Penis

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

Pink Padded Penis Wallet

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

by MJGeezy August 27, 2009

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016

“Penis in the foreskin kind of love”

From the sexy little show that the boys call Rick and Morty... Penis in the foreskin kind if love is spoken of. As a vagina owner and more of a no-brim kind of gal, I can't be certain but there is nothing more close and intimate than a penis and its foreskin. There is almost something poetic about the fact the foreskin needs the penis but the penis doesn't need the foreskin and how in the symbiotic relationship the foreskin is ridiculed by many. Just like relationships, one person is always more involved than the other and one person could very well live without that person. However, just like a breakup when the foreskin is removed it's forever. In the moment the love is precious and intimate and will never be forgotten.

I'm sick and tired of all of these hookups. Will I ever get that “penis in the foreskin kind of love”? So warm and cozy... it's all I can think about.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

last one there is a penis pump

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/

While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

penis wrinkle

A way to insult someone by degrading their penis.

Peniswrinkle peniswrinkle everywhere!
Even down your underwear!
It's here, there, everywhere,
and sometimes it's hiding out.... RIGHT THERE!

by Julay May 15, 2005