An Original Bro.
by Baneshaker September 2, 2021
Get the Bro Gmug. Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.
1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.
Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.
She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.
Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.
She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5
Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.
Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.
She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.
Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.
She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5
Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.
Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"
Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.
Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"
Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024
Get the T to G Ratiomug. Stevens always have, cute bellybuttons, and a larger forehead...that only his girlfriend will admire(: This guy will treat you right with respect and kindness. He will never get out of your mind...no matter what. If you’re in a bad mood he will always find his way to cheer you up somehow. Whenever you’re around a Steven you will always get butterflies in your stomach, and not be able to stop smiling. Stevens are smart in their own way, sexy in them tight jeans, trustworthy honest, and loyal to that one girl. If you ever have a chance to date a Steven take it. You will have the time of your life with this guy, hands down. He's always looking into having a good time with you. You will fall for his funny jokes and cuteness within a heart beat. He usually gets called stevie by his girlfriend<3 They tend to have an obsession over frogs(: which is very cute!
Not the biggest dick, but he definitely knows how to use it. be prepared you will fall for his dreamy brown eyes, cute sence of humor, and personality.
But throughout all the many women he’ll go through and try to settle with, don’t be fooled even after years with this guy you’ll never be the one for him.
He’ll end up pushing you away, he’s only destined for one thing, and that the ocean
Not the biggest dick, but he definitely knows how to use it. be prepared you will fall for his dreamy brown eyes, cute sence of humor, and personality.
But throughout all the many women he’ll go through and try to settle with, don’t be fooled even after years with this guy you’ll never be the one for him.
He’ll end up pushing you away, he’s only destined for one thing, and that the ocean
by Harriet Philips September 30, 2023
Get the Steven gmug. The Three G's AKA girls, grades, and the golgi apparatus are among some of the worst parts of humanity.
by anonymous October 27, 2020
Get the The Three G'smug. Konrad-G (noun, informal): A person who has a peculiar habit or fetish for making plans with others only to later cancel them. This individual derives pleasure not from the plans themselves, but from the act of canceling, often relishing in the disappointment of those who had been looking forward to the activity.
by Konrad the G August 15, 2024
Get the Konrad-Gmug. What's that smell? It's Chris' G-vub.
by mattsback September 4, 2010
Get the g-vubmug. an og floppa
person 1: "hey look, its a floppa"
person 2: "thats not just any floppa, thats a floppa g"
person 1: "shiiit man, im jealous"
person 2: "thats not just any floppa, thats a floppa g"
person 1: "shiiit man, im jealous"
by Thewolfleader500 July 21, 2021
Get the floppa gmug.