Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024
Get the John the barbermug. by deathbat1234 June 10, 2019
Get the Pulling a Johnmug. 
A school that has been around since 1888. An elementary and middle school that is used as an escape from Concord's run down public schools. You often see kids running around on the playground, I mean parking lot. This school has a roster of new teachers every year because the teachers see the ceiling crumble and make the smart decision and get the out of the building. By the time the school year starts they still haven't filled three teaching slots and you have a whole day of study halls until they can fill the slots. All in all the school sucks but has been there for "Generations after Generations."
by JohnCena029346 December 8, 2021
Get the St. John Regional Schoolmug. 
by DullDuck January 12, 2018
Get the John F. Kennedymug. (Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.
by Marco Pole May 26, 2025
Get the Johningmug.