Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.

by andrewtz August 17, 2010

Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

Elon Job

To acquire and and rename everything possible with X in the name to make them more edgy and cool while simultaneously destroying anything salvageable about the brand or company.

Did you see the new Elon job?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?

by anonXperson August 6, 2024

glitter job

A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.

Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?

Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.

by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018

Good Job Felicia

When someone displays an epic amount of fail they are congratulated with "Good Job Felicia"

"Hey did you bring the beer?"
"Oh, yeah I forgot that."
"Good Job Felicia!"

by Titan_Platinum November 29, 2015

Job

Job is a boy's name. He is the most loving and Caring person. Honesty and Trustworthy are his character. He mostly likes to joke with his friends. He can easily socialize with anyone. He is very passionate and ambitious to his goals. He likes music and dancing. But sports are his top priority. When it comes to love, he loves unconditionally: every girl loves him!!he is every woman's dream. He does not cheat, he is loyal to his soulmate.

I want to spend the rest of my life with Job.

by Queen Sheebah February 12, 2022

ank job

a sexual act of any kind. Could mean anything from b job to h job to tossing the salad. Used as coverup for the actual act performed, so other people listening wont know the exact job done

Hey didnt you give that kid's cousin an ank job one time?

by flaming cheet-o March 22, 2011