ur mom

The BEST joke in the entire world

Person 1: Wht are u doing
Person 2: ur mom ;)

by arandomcatto December 8, 2022

ur mom

overrated your mom jokes used by middle and high schoolers

mike: haha ur mom
daniel: you are so inmature

by nOXisNotoKAy December 9, 2022

Your Mom

Your mom is someone who I want to take a dump on her bum

I really wanna have my fetish out there of your mom

by IOutLawsI December 10, 2022

ur mom

a way to roast people.

Person 1: "Hey what does this mean"
Person 2: "Ur mom"

by luckygodzplay123 December 11, 2022

Ur mom gay

Telling someone their mom is lesbian because it’s the best roast

Kid 1: your ugly
Kid 2: your mom gay
*crowd cheering for kid 2*

by I eat kids for a living December 11, 2022

Ur mom gay

The best roast *ez dub*

Kid 1: ur ugly
Kid 2: ur mom gay
*crowd cheering for kid 2*

by I eat kids for a living December 11, 2022

Oil Mom

A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.

Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?

Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.

by AssEaster December 11, 2022