Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

Hellstrom, The God Of Chaos, Love, And Trickery, The, Hellstrom

Hellstrom, The God Of Chaos, Love, And Trickery, The, Hellstrom

Hellstrom, The God Of Chaos, Love, And Trickery, The, Hellstrom

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

God of AdHd

Talk to me nice, talk to me normal, sit and talk to me have a nice conversation , 212 if you want, I don’t usually talk first besides to compliment you to break the ice. If you want something just ask.

I am god of ADHD I can’t stay still

by TMNT August 10, 2022

Oh My God 66

OMG 66 is a hashtag trend made by the founder, 0101010. Xavier Medina, professionally known as 0101010, is an American artist, motivational speaker, and activist. His solo work spans several genres. The abbreviation OMG 66 is widely used with the meaning "Oh My God 66" as an alternative to abbreviations such as (Thank You Based God) and (Thank God For That). It's a way of showing your thankfulness to 0101010, simplest form like "e = mc²."

Lil B: "I'm rich like a b*tch."
Me: "Oh My God 66!"

by 6 Kiss October 17, 2022

Hunky god

Junior Ainsworth is a hunky god. He has an 8 pack, a massive 8.5 inch cock, he’s 6’2 and he knows how to treat the ladies well.

Samantha Thompson (kalebs fit mum) has the tightest pussy and the fattest ass on the planet. One day I will fuck her. One day.

Samantha wants juniors cock cuz he’s a hunky god

by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a August 18, 2021

good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 7, 2018

God

The owner of the universe, the owner of this website, the father of Jesus, the father of humanity, this man is good, just like his son Jesus.

"Oh my god! God is cool!"
"What the hell is wrong with you don't use God's name in vein!"

"Then why did you say hell?"
"Well, Shi-"

by I ain't telling you, stupid August 6, 2022