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Joe

could be a pedophile
he looks like a joe. he could be a creep
by popwi September 3, 2019
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Joe Mammoth

America’s “good ol boy”. Can throw a football through a brick wall. If the movie “Roadhouse” was a person. Has the hottest girlfriend. Drives an El Camino.
With dance moves like that, it has to be Joe Mammoth.
by JoeMammoth1 November 23, 2021
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Pull a Joe

Pulling a Joe on someone means interfering with your friend's attempt at getting a girlfriend/boyfriend by messaging their crush and messing it all up.
"Dude how's it with Rachel?"
"No good, Mike pulled a Joe on me... He texted her about how i jack off to her pictures on facebook and then they both laughed about it!"
"To pull a Joe on you... Dick move, man!"
by koospisimo May 19, 2015
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Joes

derived from the term "Average Joe". A Joe is a term for a normal guy. Joes aren't really simps or incels, they just are guys who want to focus on themselves and don't care what others think.
person 1: Jason's weird. When I asked him why he's still single, he said he doesn't care about finding a significant other

person 2: It's because he's one of the Joes and is trying to live life to the fullest without giving a shit. Nothing wrong with that.
by Ghostgam3r April 3, 2021
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joe mama

i't a trick so someone says yo mama because joe mama means yo mama
do you know who's joe said anthony
who's joe said sara
joe mama said anthony
by oiygggggggggggggggggggggg January 10, 2021
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Joe

Guy1: “did you hear about joe
Guy2: “who’s joe
Guy1: “ joe mama
by Nigga-juice September 23, 2019
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Joe Dispenza

A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".
Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.

Rational person: Errr... What? How?

Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"

Rational person: ...

New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!

Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop
by happybloke42 June 19, 2021
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