Trumped

When you are so focussed on vigorously masturbating that you shit yourself

I was so caught up making eye contact with myself in the mirror, whilst furiously making Jesus cry, that I relaxed so much when I finally came and Trumped.

by anonymous June 30, 2025

trump

the best man alive hw is da goat

lets go brandon trump 2024

by biden gay January 11, 2022

Trump Card

The last resort for particular members of the left or the democratic party. Often used as a deflection, they will ignore the question they have been asked and immediately begin blaming Donald Trump for issues that had arisen during a time period where a democrat was in office.

“Did you watch last week’s Kamala Harris interview?”

“Yeah? What happened”

“Dude she used like 12 Trump Cards, she didn’t answer a single question.”

“She’s a master of deflection just like Biden I guess

by trumpwill2024win October 25, 2024

Trump Walled

To ruin one's plans; to sabotage something; to interfere with one's action or goal.

Damnit Brian! You Trump walled my focus on this assignment!
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Brian: "Did you get the math assignment done?"
Mike: "No, I got Trump walled by question five."

by MagicMike88 November 24, 2021

Fat Trump

Ann uncircumcised penis that is as round as it is long

Go suck a fat trump..

by Speedy.ceviche February 25, 2025

Donald Trump

the GOAT of all time, deporter of mexitards, destroyer of foreigners

Donald Trump is the GOAT, he's kickin out all the mexicans

by thechuddybuddy April 12, 2025

Trump

An orange skinned former US president who likes to build walls (aka fences). He grew up with too much money and little too few brain cells, resulting in the first US president to have so much but so little.

Our former president, Donald J. Trump

by Arc123456789 March 3, 2022