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Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
mugGet the Bear Handsmug.
For all of November you can put ur hands down someone pants/panties and they can’t kill you.
Sven- “Oi mate put ur hands down their panties”
Rodger-“ they’ll kill me, I can’t do that”
Sven-“It’s national hands down panties month,who cares
by SecondarySchoolVibes October 31, 2019
mugGet the National Hands down panties monthmug.

Hand Grenade

Nice big firm juicy breast. Primarily refer to females.
Looks at those hand grenade, it is so mouthwatering that you could motorboat it all day and all night
by Menontits November 23, 2021
mugGet the Hand Grenademug.

Phone hand

1. What gen Z calls their dominant hand

2. A cramp in your wrist from using your phone
-Which of these beers is yours?
-The one in your phone hand.

I spent all night texting Andre and got phone hand so bad I couldn’t hold a fork today.
by Amchurches May 13, 2023
mugGet the Phone handmug.
On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
mugGet the National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Daymug.

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy
by anonymous April 22, 2023
mugGet the second hand wet Willymug.

Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.
Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.
by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025
mugGet the Minnesota Hand Warmermug.

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