Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass

by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022

tootie eye

A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.

"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."

by Capt'n save-a-ho March 7, 2018

Cunt eye

Deriving from the similar sounding German term 'gazunti' said when a person sneezes, cunt eye is the phenomenon where the penis or fingers of a male are inside of the female genitalia when she sneezes.

Ouch babe, you just gave me a cunt eye! I think it's broken my finger

by Cunt eye man May 9, 2018

Side eye

The most annoying tiktok trend comment and sound

ME: scrolls through Tiktok and views comments
random person: Side eye

by JakeWake1 March 15, 2023

Eye Proof

When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.

Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.

Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.

Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.

by trashtalkasias March 16, 2022

Resting Stank Eye

Someone who always squints and appears cross eyed in photos or in person while high.

“Did you see that horrendous picture of Jay?”

“Which one?”

“The one he has resting stank eye in!”

by bigmeatysack April 15, 2023

Bloke-Eyes

The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.

Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!

Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"

by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009