poop

That brown sausage that comes out of your bumhole

"Jimmy, look at my massive poop,"

by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022

Poop packer

The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!

The poop packers are working overtime, I had coffee for breakfast.

by Jamgar January 20, 2024

Poop kid

Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.

Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.

by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024

Front Poop

When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.

Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.

by LA Bear May 11, 2022

Poop Ratchet

Self descriptive 😉

Damn Girl! You poop ratchet

by S to the Andrew June 1, 2020

poop

poop is a brown substance and when you happen to eat corn there is corn in it

I pooped yesterday!!!!!

by viaticempress73 June 27, 2017

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020