Penis Shroud

A covering of the Penis, Usually used in the act of sex. It may also be called a condom.

1) "You better put on the Penis Shroud before you Fuck that girl."
2) I should of went to the store to pick up a penis shroud.

by Xyclon May 4, 2004

Double Penis Relationship (DPR)

A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)

Did you know, Johnnie and James just started a proper Double Penis Relationship (DPR) together!

by ThePhysopher October 2, 2016

4 inch penis

A man who says he has a big dick but it’s only 4 inches
A man who says size doesn’t matter as an excuse

“Dude I have a big ass dick”
No Alec you only have a 4 inch penis

by Thexposer May 8, 2019

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 22, 2010

Go Long-Penis

Being attracted to a girl, but not wanting a committed relationship. All you want to do is have sex with her. Another term for "hit it and quit it."

Guy A: "Dude, why don't you two date?"

Guy B: "I'd rather not. I mean, I'd go long-penis, but not long-term.

by Dernson September 10, 2011

Sorry about your penis

When a male purchases a sports car to offset the fact that he has a small penis in the hopes of getting laid.

Jim had no choice but to buy a brand new Porsche to help him get down her pants. We all thought to ourselves "Sorry about your penis".

by Broomy3 January 7, 2009

National Small Penis Day

The day to celebrate Malachy

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"

by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018