erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 22, 2010

Go Long-Penis

Being attracted to a girl, but not wanting a committed relationship. All you want to do is have sex with her. Another term for "hit it and quit it."

Guy A: "Dude, why don't you two date?"

Guy B: "I'd rather not. I mean, I'd go long-penis, but not long-term.

by Dernson September 10, 2011

Sorry about your penis

When a male purchases a sports car to offset the fact that he has a small penis in the hopes of getting laid.

Jim had no choice but to buy a brand new Porsche to help him get down her pants. We all thought to ourselves "Sorry about your penis".

by Broomy3 January 7, 2009

National Small Penis Day

The day to celebrate Malachy

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"

by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018

raccoon penis bone

the muffled solo sound on the faint's song called "birth" in their album "wet from birth"

Markus: hey man! you heard the raccoon penis bone in birth?
Brendan: What's it sound like?
Markus: uh, whuuu twirp whoooo
Brendan: oh...do guys have penis bones?
Markus: I THINK MINE JUST CRACKED!!!

by markopolo_13 December 27, 2007

Red Car Small Penis

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

Pink Padded Penis Wallet

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

by MJGeezy August 27, 2009