i like your cut G

Getting slapped in the back of the head also known at the neck once you get a new haircut.

YOU: minding your own Business not knowing whats coming

BULLY: sup nerd *pulls out 1 of your head hairs*

YOU: OWWWW
BULLY: I LIKE YOUR CUT G *hits you so hard you pass out*
YOU: *you knocked out can't move foaming from mouth*

by i =m ded October 27, 2020

I like you for who you are

Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".

"All you want to do is get laid."
"How could you say that? I like you for who you are."

by Luke May 28, 2004

Neck on him like a jockey's bollocks

Someone who is prepared to take risks to gain a substantial prize

"Yer man there. He has a neck on him like a jockey's bollocks."

by Lester Piglet June 12, 2017

Banging like a dunny door in a thunderstorm

Having sexual relations vigorously.

'Oh man I saw the grossest thing last night.'
'Oh, dude, what happened?'
'I walked in on my room mate.'
'I bet that would have been spectacular.'
'Banging like a dunny door in a thunderstorm.'

by theodore20 November 2, 2005

Keeping it clean like a washing machine

The act of staying drug and alcohol free.

"you want some weed?"

"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"

by Taylor RiceCakes January 2, 2010

Fucked up like a bologny poptart

It's pretty fucked up.

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"

by jip28 October 11, 2011

loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.

Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006