Me: Imma kill him...
Next second
Kicks him in the Balls
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID U ASK ALEXA HOW TO KILL MY GUY FRIEND YOU'RE CRAZY!
Next second
Kicks him in the Balls
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID U ASK ALEXA HOW TO KILL MY GUY FRIEND YOU'RE CRAZY!
by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021
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Get the Hug your girl/boy best friend mug.Slap your tallest best friend day is October 22nd, slap your shortest best friend day is February 12th, so slap your average best friend day is September 25th
Average friend: why did you slap me??
Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok
Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok
by Egibadif September 24, 2021
Get the Slap your average best friend day mug.June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.
"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!
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OP: "Because it's National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day you little bitch"
OP: "Because it's National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day you little bitch"
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