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Joe Diamond Fancy

Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.
Joe Diamond Fancy breaks necks and cashes fuckin’ fat checks
by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022
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Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.
"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"
by grimeysox September 30, 2022
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joe <3

ti amo bebi si a me vita

2/10/22
we fell in love in october rutta

-mars
bestia catanese: oh look at that guy over there!
io: back off, he’s my bf joe <3.
by ilovecaca268 October 2, 2022
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Joe Bucket

Joe Bucket also goes under the alias "Grandpa Joe". Some of you may know him from Willy Wonka and others may know him as "You mean the guy whos legs were out of service for 21 years?" Then decided to fuckin Un-Walt Jr himself and partake in his Assbang filthy grandson's Chocolate Factory field trip. Joey Buckz is a piece of shit. Don't be a joey Buckz.
What? he cut his legs off and was walking on invisible stilts? Sounds a little fishy Todd. Did you tell Tanner?
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.
by ShuffleTits October 6, 2022
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Joe Boston

The worst. Thinks he's cool cause he's British but actually he is just really just a boring stump of a man.
Look at Joe Boston, he just looks like a flabslapper.
by JoeBostonHater October 7, 2022
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Joe Boston

The worst. Thinks he's cool cause he's British but actually he is just really just a boring stump of a man. Likes men and eats horseradish. Plays soccer and not futbol.
Look at Joe Boston, he just looks like a flabslapper.
by JoeBostonHater October 7, 2022
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Joe

A very petty individual that has a resting bitch face, doesn’t like Michael Jackson and has arthritis …really bad. Likes them young too
Don’t be a Joe, stay true to ya self
by Beanpiebob34 October 9, 2022
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