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Gamer duck bath water 

Gamer duck bath water: Inspired by "Gamer Girl" bath water.
When your name is Laziness:" I want gamer duck bath water."

Gamer Gunk 

Gamer Gunk is an accumulation of dead skin cells and hand sweat that form on any given controller while gaming for long periods of time. It is a waxy substance that some pro gamers believe actually helps them play better by providing a bit of "grit."
"Mang0 lost the tournament after washing his controller, he didn't have any gamer gunk."
Gamer Gunk by Voidgames January 1, 2023

Aren Gamer 

A gamer who is clueless on how to play and will fuck everything up for you if you play co-op. He's also pretentious, looking down on anything with bad graphics. His social life makes angels weep, as he is completely blinded from logical thinking due to his head being stuck so far up his rectum, and it having cemented it's position due to being up there since birth. His parents are drug addicts and don't care about him, leaving his only means of escapism and joy to games. Whilst being so bad at them, he doesn't know it and acts like he's the Faze Clan leader. Commonly boasting that he's MLG, he hides the fact he can't recall what an Xbox controller looks like or who Nintendo are. His knowledge of gaming is pathetic. Nobody wants to go near him, as he has a highly contagious condition of retardism and isn't afraid to show it/scare away predators with it. Avoid at all costs, for you safety and well-being.
Person A: *joins Xbox party* Hey, who's that guy without a mic?
Person B: Oh, him? He's my little brother. He's such and Aren Gamer though.
Person A: How's that?
Person B: Well... his favorite game is Kinect Star Wars.
Aren Gamer by Jerrika12 December 20, 2014

Martian Games 

An amazing game company who creates free amazing 3d ctf shooter multiplayer games. Run almost singlehandedly by the developer Shade, who also keeps close contact with his gamers through discord to fix bugs, hangout, and have fun. Wether it's flying a plane, tanks, cars, boats, spaceships, it's just amazing.
Amazing games in Martian Games.omg
Martian Games by A Martian :o) September 26, 2020

Family Gamer 

Life goes on... And as everything, your gamer experience changes with it. In the beginning, your game experience is centered around competitive aspects, such as rank, ladder and climbing. You can play for hour an hours, alone or with friends.

At some point in life, your responsibilities, professional or student life, start to affect your gaming experience. Your focus is now enjoyment, passing time and sometimes escaping from reality. You don't have the motivation of climbing, grinding. Playing alone in a competitive environment is now out of question. You prefer to play single players, or sometimes play a ranked game with your friends.
Family Gamer 1: "Yesterday I played Assassin's Creed."
Family Gamer 2: "Really? At this point I'm only waiting for Cyberpunk."
Gamer: "Jesus, this mercy is f##ing retarded."
Family Gamer 3: "When was the last time you played alone a multiplayer game."
Family Gamer 1: " I do not remember, but I have to finish a paperwork."
Family Gamer by Gaio December 1, 2020

Raga Games 

Commonly known as Raga Gays, is a cancerous ball game made by a fat communist who routinely scams children for their money.
Q. Have you heard of Raga Games

A. It is the absolute scum of the earth, worst game to ever exist, it makes me want to kill myself