god bob

A god that can heal you of your sins as long as you fuck in his church

dude god bob healed me of my sins!

by Lunar_Muffin January 10, 2022

TRUCK GOD

A God you pray to over a semi truck. You pray to him for success, that your truck and trailer holds up mechanically to carry you through. You pray to him to have no breakdowns. Chip haulers pray to him a lot

I will pray to the truck God tonight that my day tomorrow is successful and safe.

by Cottageville cream cake May 21, 2022

tummy god

someone who obsessively plays tummy sticks

Pgoo likes playing tummy sticks. he is a tummy god

by cummy god November 13, 2022

God

Short for "Jonathan"

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?

by Dp76 June 9, 2022

Les god

Les is god walking the earth.

Les god: Les is god, god is Les!

by Leslover August 30, 2022

Like, oh my god

Mean that something, whatever it is, is very extreme.. and girls tend to say it way too much in those high school movies..

Jessi: "Hey Amy, did you hear that mike stabbed James and turned to hulk then smashed his head and ate his insides and scratched his face?"
Amy: "Oh.. really?"
Jessi: "Yeah you should've seen his face it was SO UGLY, like, oh my god!!!!"

by Im all secret like oh my god!! May 15, 2019

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

by Defining shift May 26, 2018