cat

amazingness

I love a cat her name is man

by hi I am camille November 22, 2024

Emoji cat heat

Some f/cking kids making these r34 contents o emoji cat oc's

Emoji cat heat on tiktok by the way

by 67tuffunc41tuff October 4, 2025

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

Cat

Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd

Me: please don’t hairball all over me

My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*

Me: f**** you

by Mychihuahua_olly November 10, 2019

Cats in need

an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.

"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"

"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"

"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"

by Robin Pierce April 6, 2008

Mr. Cat

The nicest kitty in the whole wide world. He loves shrimpy shrimp.

Who’s a nice mr. cat?

by Moe moog January 4, 2020

Cat

Look this up in an actual dictionary.

Dude, did my cat do that to your couch?

by )ĽŒĞÂŃ ŔÅĐƏŃ January 27, 2019