shit run

When you've held in a shit so long that you have to run to the bathroom and barely make it on the toilet.
May or may not involve bad cases of diarrhea.

"OMGG!! Get out da way!! I'M SHIT RUNIN'!!!!"

"Dude, my mom got mad at me when I shit ran to the bathroom while we were having 'serious discussion'."

"Oh damn, I think I'm gonna have to shit run soon!"

by -lexiie December 3, 2009

shit on shibata

Used someone of Japanese origin to disrespect someone. Another term for go to hell or kiss my ass

"I really think you're a loser"
"Go shit on Shibata, asshole"

by shibata12 October 11, 2007

shit thrower

someone who throws shit at another person

damn he a shit thrower

by shit thrower May 15, 2014

Shit Shovel

That person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading shit about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.

Judy: Hey guys did you hear about Brian and Wendy?

Jake: Shut up you shit shovel.

by t.o028096 November 26, 2009

Shit the Goof

1. The act of shitting in Goofy's mouth. This is most easily accomplished by buying a Goofy hat from Disney World and promptly taking a dump on the underside. Optionally, you can send it to Disney headquarters.

2. An unusual euphemism generally referring to hanging out with friends and getting nothing useful done.

1. "Man, I'm so angry at those Direct-to-DVD Disney movies, I could just shit the goof."

2. "I've got nothing to do; want to shit the goof tonight?"

by El Fosk December 13, 2009

shit blivious

not focused,cant reda between the lines

i didnt understand i was shit blivious to the facts.

by dj jake da snake October 30, 2008

shitting into the wind

The art of arrogantly discussing yourself. Such topics of discussion include your body shape, your achievements, and your penis size, in addition to your ability to shit into the wind. Wind Shitters (n) often post information to social media that no one else gives a shit about.

God I hate that guy, he is ALWAYS shitting into the wind.

by hooleeuhsuarez September 2, 2014