John syndrome is a disease that is commonly found in people named John (Johnson). When touched by someone with the syndrome, you will gain it, and become a John, or possibly even a Johnson.
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Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
Bill: That's a typical john.
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Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
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2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)
2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)
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