Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.
by Batman Namtab April 11, 2016
The legend himself. Likes to fiddle around on his guitar and play Overwatch. The biggest celebrity in Warsaw with the blondest hair. Gay but has "bromances" with multiple men. Wears suspenders, fedora's, and dresses and slays. By age 40 he'll voice over in a nature documentary or be dead.
by _Wobble August 08, 2023
The ugliest motherfucker, but plays football and sucks....asked out a girl and dumped him after she saw his chode.
by Elizabeth loring March 15, 2017
Absolute legendary beast. If you’re a big John Masskie then you are extremely tough and talented, whilst also being a great athlete. Big John Masskie’s can take on an army single handed.
by Mattman47 April 16, 2023
He loves and gives affection to his best friend’s whenever they need it. He also has 2 of his greatest friends in the entire world. Super and Mirny. He likes to hang out with them both and feels like he wants to come over and visit them. So he can give them love and affection. If this guy is you’re friend, then you’re SUPER lucky. Since he always wants to hang out with you and be your very fantastic friend.
by John (Friends with Mirny) March 23, 2021
The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY
by DKO1 December 16, 2019
by DKO1 December 16, 2019